How you can realize "Omori" is the worst game of all time without even playing it

Originally uploaded to iFunny 2/21/2024

Holy fauci, mein first shortstack article! If you’ve been online & within the gaming circle, you may or may not have heard of a spine-calming, bone-warming, slowburn RPG known as “Omori”, which after centuries of research, I can conclude to be the literal worst game of all time. I’m not being hyperbolic or ironic, it’s that bad. It’s even worst than Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Fester’s Quest, Superman 64 & Azumanga Donjara Daioh COMBINED. It’s not a shitload of fuck, it’s a shitTRUCKLOAD of fuck! And guess what? You don’t even need to play it to realize this, you can just take a look at it and do some small research and realize that it is congolese vantablack brimstone straight from the firey depths of niggerhell. Here you can see how…

1. The artstyle and aesthetics

You can instantly tell the game is coal by simply looking at it for 5 seconds. All of the characters have these obnoxious and punchable faces, being “complimented” by low quality colored pencil 7th-grade art. The game switches between this artstyle and le heckin 1990s pokeman pixel arterino, conveying a lack of originality by the author. This is part of what I call indie syndrome, where every indie game looks like minecraft because of muh 1860s nostalgia or however the burger is flipped. Sometimes it can look good, but in many such cases it’s just dog water graphics disguised as trad because the developers are too stupid or poor to actually make it look good. Prime examples include bloodborne psx, lethal company, celeste, that one game with sword fighting, and more. But the pencil-drawn stuff looks stupid as it resembles some gay anime shit on deviantart. As I said before, the faces are punchable, as they contain these massive beady eyes & are all weak as crap.

This is what I’m describing btw, absolute dust. Interkeksting how omorifags pretend there’s nothing gay in this anti-kino. These guys, anumanga characters, and soy-tan should be in fluffy abuse comics. WOWSTEST BABBEHS!

2. The sound track

This one I’m not gonna discuss much because my knowledge goes from when I was subscribed to silvertrooner on youtube and I don’t feel like torturing myself, but I remember it was pretty coal. Of the three tracks I can think of, one was a boring ambient track, another was a ripoff of a kirby song but worse, and the most memorable one was the song in the teaser trailer. It was some bitch going “close your eyes blah blah blah” and it was horse ass, perbraps donkey ass even. Just look up “OMORI Trailer” from 2014. This one is probably the least concerning because listening to bideo bame music is for autists (with some exceptions) but compared to other rpgs, like undertale and earthbound, it’s shit.

3. The RPGmaker gameplay

Now you may ask “PATRIXXXXXX, hao can u find this bein shit if u have 2 gaym 2 experiunz it?!?” but yuo see spoderman, if the game’s ugly gay faces & trailer music won’t disuade you from purchasing it, then looking at gameplay screenshots can. The game is made in rpg maker & uses the antequated turn-based combat system, something that is quite slow and boring. Turn-based combat made sense in the 80s and 90s because games didn’t have the technology for more immersive styles of fighting that had the complexity of rpgs, but now it’s just stupid. It’s only alive because of pokemon and nostalgia. The woman whom made the game decided to add a gimmick like all of the other indie nu-rpgs, and chose the “emotions” mechanic (heh, how obvious) which slightly alters stats based off of actions and how characters feel. Retarded! Even undertale made it slightly challenging by adding a space invaders thing. But it’s not just the combat. According to sources, the game allegedly has overly long & pointless dungeons to pad out the game’s length to thirty hours. Such torture, imagine 30 hours with zesty sunny and basil’s hrt flowers. Hide yo butt, hide yo dick, and yo mama cuz they grooming everyone out there.

Britt is using Camerons language

4. The characters

Any normgroid would probably put the game in the frozen food aisle by such a point, but let’s dig deeper. Who are the main characters? They’re FAGGOTS!!! I’ve gained knowledge from this game from hate-reading about this in 2021 during a dark period. The main character is called sunny, and guess what? He sucks and has a testosterone level of -1, and his name sucks too. He mainly sits in his room all day and imagines an actual interesting plot (thoughbeit the shit he comes up with is probably cringe). His sister is “Mari”, a weak ass hoe whom got 360 shrekscoped before the events of the game by falling down a single flight of stairs which is like 12 feet. Does she have brittle bone disease or something? Sunny and his butt buddy basil decide to ACK her from a tree for some reason. A 4cuck user theorized that xe was just knocked unconscious and the ACKing was the real death, but some other omorifuck said that was false. Witewawwy why would he do dat?? This causes him to hide in his room for 4 years from grief or something. Another character is Hero, who doesn’t do anything heroic in the game to my knowledge and is just kind of there. He is mari’s ex bf, which is odd because he looks kind of like my sister’s bf. Like if I should throw my sister down the stairs. Hero’s brother is kel, the “comic relief” character that isn’t very funny & plays basketball. Kel & hero are swarths btw. Then there’s aubrey, who was mari’s former best friend & current bitch cunt. She mainly hangs out with another insufferable friend group known as the “hooligans” who look even gayer. But the gayest and worst of them all is basil from before, who wears a flower crown and is femboy homo bait. How do niggas not see these characters as homos? They could not exist before 2012 when dumblr became popular. Mr Electric, kill these esl shitskin fnf nigger faggots.

5. The plot

Characters go best in a story to tell, and the story is brimstone. I would rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with sproke. it starts 4 years before the game’s events with mari hanging out with hero more than sunny, which makes him mad leading to an argument ending in mari getting 420 double pumped. The actual game is sunny spending the last few days in his childhood home sitting in his room and thinking of an actual adventure, before his fag friends visit him and then he gets stabbed in the eye or some shit and he either an heroes or reveals mari wasn’t suicided and moves to another city. Lame, lame, lame, lame LAME!!! Why is this a video game? Video games require action and challenges, this is some shitty manga or drama tv show my sister watches. This is where the game becomes the WORST, because it doesn’t meet the qualifications to even be a game. This would’ve been a bad movie, but when you use an inheritly action-based medium, it becomes garbage. Even desert bus involves traveling states. Even dr. jekyll and mr. hyde is based off a good novel. Even Bubsy 3d has good jokes. Omori has nothing.

6. The fandumb

As you imagine, they are cringe emo troon fags who should drink bleach. Check the omori tag on ifunny, and you’ll die of cancer from dust exposure. They’re all faggots. One time backholed an omoricaca and they sent me gay basil rule 34. This is obvious, only retards and homos could like something so gay. Did you know jubbles liked omori? Curious!

Buzz Lightyear, what do you think of the omori tag on ifunny?

Yeah, it exists

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Also I stg there was an official merch sticker thing of the main character holding a gay flag but I can’t find it, but if it’s real, KEEEEK.

7. The creator

You would think the creator is a transvestite, but no, it’s a girl. And guess what? She is a shotacon fetishist who wants to diddle little boys. Pervert alert! All people under 18 on shitter, block her immediately. She also made the “pretty boy” comic in 2013. Some people apparently say xhe’s anti trans, but I doubt that. She also looks suspiciously like mari, self insert perfaps? I guess I can’t hold it against omocat if true considering I have a self insert mariosona in my youtube videos.

If she’s omocat, I’m omopyromaniac. Repub if you get the reference

Conclusion

Did you know I made a petrixxx show episode in 2022 about ‘mori? It’s iron and doesn’t maRemember bman and omori, they will be brought back in bigger numberske that much sense to an outsider, but I was new so it kind of makes sense. It was actually an adaptation of a shadowbanned comic made a few days prior.

Remember bman and ‘mori, their feud is not over, and will retvrn soon.

Old ‘toss. I used to be a big fan of CP.