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Yep, I had heard that the creator made that “pretty boy” comic and it all clicked in my head. Everything about this game is brimstone, no clue why some chuds like it believe it or not. I played club penguin for a while and it was definitely funner than omori, which I haven’t played because my intuition tells me it is traumatically awful

Wait, I’m confused, did she die from falling down the stairs or did they hang her? Did they hang her dead body or was she just so incapacitated that she couldn’t resist her hanging? Why did they do that though?

Of course Jubbles that Mexican weaboo likes omori. And I’m freaking kekking that some dudes daughter blew her head off because of the shame that her father played games for babies and trannies like OMORI. KEEEEEEK!!! *starts dancing*

New ‘mori anthem: On I’m a ‘moricuck. Yes I’m a ‘moricuck. Yes I’m a jarty shitskin tranny longhoused ’moricuck. Oh I’m a moripedo, yes I’m a moripedo (etc etc)

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Basically it goes that mari argued with sunny right before a piano recital so hard that sunny pushed mari down the stairs and the 15 feet fall apparently killed a teenager. So sunny and basil who was there for some reason decided to ACK mari on a tree instead of telling the truth because he didn't want to be yelled at or some shit. I don't think the game explains which killed her. This causes the other people to freak out because they think it was a suicide despite the fact that doctors would find broken bones in the autopsy.

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Why didn't he just say she fell down the stairs? It is possible for anyone to die from a 15 feet fall if they land wrong, but I agree that is a major plot hole. Also, if they did land wrong, there would probably be signs of it in the autopsy. The autopsy would find that there were unusual injuries.

And this guy is supposed to be the protagonist? He betrayed his family. Treachery is the worst sin, because the oath is the most basic unit of morality.

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I think he was scared of being yelled at for killing somebody on accident even though most 12 year olds (yes he was 12) would go "ahh! mommy help mari fell down and she's unconscious!!" but the plot requires he kill mari so that niggas freak out. Here's how I would fix this plot: start over and make an actual cool one!

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Its honestly retarded how they have a 12 year old come up with a convoluted plan to carry a body all the way into the woods (judging by the designs of the characters I highly doubt they could do that) and fake a suicide. Maybe if the characters were 15 or 16 i could believe it, but a 12 year old would not come up with that idea. You also see this in the COAL of andy and leley, where a 5 year old or some shit kills a bitch out of jealousy. For some odd reason troon media has a habit of writing children like fucked-up older teenagers or adults. I wonder why…

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Yeah

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HEY GUYS ITS ME JUISUCKBBCANDLOVENIGGERSANDHATEWHITEPEOPLEANDJERKOFFTOGAYOMORIPORNBECAUSEIMAFATMEXIMUTTNIGGERBBLES JUST WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW IM A FAT SHITSKIN BRAPPING TROONMUTT MEXIMUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUT SHITSKIN MUTT MULLATO NIGGER oh, im a meximutt, yes im a meximutt, yes im a brapping coca cola addict meximutt, oh yeah

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oh im a meximutt, yes I'm a meximutt. Oh im a mori discord tranime pedo meximutt. Oh im a mexitranny, yes I'm a mexitranny. Oh im a stinking beanslop shitskin twitter mexitranny

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TTD's avatar

The characters all have massive monkey ears

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Hmm hmm this is a Donald truth. Hmm yes hmm—SKIBIDI FERD!? … … Aaaaand it’s all over the screen now… DATTEBAYO

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TTD's avatar

Ok, regardless of if you play Minecraft or Fortnite, I think we can all agree that Omori is NOT wholesome 100.

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Apollinaire's avatar

Sproke is actually good btw

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mr_brapman's avatar

Fantastic read. It's terrifying what that omoricaca did to yuo. These Poomori players need a hero (not the one in their gay game) AKA a freaking gassy goon GLADIATOR all up in their dm's and discord servers to show them what a real man is like and also to drop a GREAT GREAT BIG NUMBA 2 ALLLLLL OVAH. We've had enough, We really have!

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Carl McNulty's avatar

Trans hearted the article a year late award.

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Strange Thought Patterns's avatar

What if Substack’s employees saw this post? They would delete it instantly, GEG.

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nought's avatar

Your sister is dating a swarth? Tough luck!

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Bread's avatar

Kaiserccino? Oh honey, don’t mind if I do!

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PETRIXXX's avatar

How about a petrixxx show episode where bman turns the main characters into drug corpses and destroys the universe they came from?

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TTD's avatar

Kys esl shitskinbabbling fat blob of turd azeritroon zelligmutt ywnbw ywnbaw

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PETRIXXX's avatar

why did u change yuor name to larry

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There's a website called "new club penguin" which hosts a version of the game before it shut down. I was gonna make a club penguin clone in 2022 but there was a bug I didn't know how to fix but there's definitely ways to play it to this day

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PETRIXXX's avatar

i think ur thinking of in 2018 when they shut down for a month but they got sued in 2022 by disney and the guy who made it was arrested

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PETRIXXX's avatar

Tell him to do a gassy fat futa vore hentai party

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they did?!

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TTD's avatar

I love CP

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