Top 10 worst SMG4 episodes of all time
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Hello I’m the offensive critic, I shrekscope it so you don’t have to. In case you haven’t known, SMG4 is a youtuber who featured mario in sm64 & garry’s mod machinimas. Since I’ve been working on several mario 64 bloopers over the years in response to modern youtube and nu-SMG4, I feel like I should talk about why the blue and “white” mario recolor has fallen from grace so, so hard. The gems such as the one about Freddy Fazbear’s pizza, the self-inserts of other internet people that made Deep iFunny memes look escapist by comparison and the misadventures of Minecraft Steve will never be produced by Luke Lerdwichagul again (yes that is smg4’s last name, try pronouncing that quickly 5 times). But I will not just show general complaints as I believe a review of the bottom 10 episodes ever made would express all of the poroblems with the past 7 years of the channel. So without further ado, let’s begin…
10. Boys vs girls
Starting with number 10, this video was the least popular within the glitch trandumb before 2023. The episode begins with Shroomy (A ripoff of a character made beforehand known as Frankie) introducing Mario, Bowser and a few newfag characters to a summer camp. Who are the new characters? Meg, an inkling character who was turned into a human redhead for totally not merchandising reasons, Tard, a character from another web show called “Meta Runner” who’s annoying af and cries all the time and has a stupid fucking name and design and also has a duck fetish, Psycho, a tsundere tranime character who beats up mario and Axolotl, an annoying reddit weebcuck who drew anime characters, had a raspy voice and got shrekt by his gf in a war of the fat italians 2021. All of the male characters go to one cabin which forces the females into the other and as implied by the title; they end up beefing for no reason.
This episode is pretty coal. IDK why the 2 cabins decided to beef, it was almost poorly explained as to why they were camping in the first place. It shares alot of problems with 2017-2022 era episodes such as forced meme humor, all of the tranime ocs being shoehorned into everything and terrible background music. But what makes this episode so unpopular is the ending. After both groups attack eachother in heavy amounts, the scene cuts to the girls practicing archery and the boys plant a bear which then knocks over tard and the episode stops being goofy and goes “woah woah woah… I’m full of love and you’re full of HATE, and shoving the lesbo blue bitch is NOT FUCKING WHOLESOME 100”. Longhouse alert! They then have mario raped or however the blue cunt deserved it. What’s with this cliche plot and always having the girls win? Not realistically possible! But this episode is only #10 because it actually has 2 mildly funny jokes: Axolotl getting raped by carl weezer and Bowser having his massive big koopa cock out.
Also this episode’s intro consists of smg4 and his brother sperging out on camera over their sponsor in naruto clothes because they are indonesian. KEK! They did that very frequently until their gaming channel ended and they realized it wasn’t funny
9. If Mario was in Splatoon
This episode is the coal that killed the series, being the one that inroduced meg. It starts with Princess Peach asking Mario for orange paint because they’re painting for some reason. Enjoy Peach acting like a human because they turn her into a nagging angry 1 dimensional “karen” afterwards. Mario then opens pandora’s paint bucket, unleashing the first horsetroon of the apocalypse: Meggy Speltzer. Around this time she was this annoying mary sue who was always right and sucked and always sounded like she was gurgling piss. She is given constant screentime; most recently they turned her into a goomba thing that acts like the minions and makes retarded squeal sounds. The episode is about mario joining meg’s team or however the news reporters in the thumbnail look like how a troon/femboy poses for some reason (might be the eyes). Sory iSplatoon, but mario should have stayed out of this one.
8. Mario VS Minions
Now that we’ve gotten the late 2010s area over with, I think it’s time we enter the trve zone of Kali Yuga. SMG4’s /nate/, if you will. This one does not have a particular plot outside of “Minions… LE BAD!!!!” and this episode of modern smg4 forgot to have dialouge: the cuck episode. It is most comparable to “Boil the big bully” and “Fungus among us” while this video sits in their shadows. It immediately starts with Lerd Lukewichighciewhfgal beating up a minion toy with his gay plushie and a 1 minute ad for his merch. The following episode then focuses on Minions gemming up the ‘log before Mario gets his jimmies rustled and starts brutalizing them. This guy is retarded, minions and the despicable me movies are awesome. They’re funny, goofy absurdist creatures who help good guys win, and outside of the 2015 minions film, all of the despicable me flicks range from decent to great. After about 4 minutes of Mario killing minions in unfunny cringe methods, he decides that he should instead genocide them using Thanos’ infinity gauntlet (Goofy yellow tictacs LE BRAINROT but don’t you DARE criticize my wholesale disney capeshit cartoon movies). But the most tone-deaf part is at approximately 4:58, when Mario says, and I quote; “Kids shouldn’t be subjected to lowbrow, cashgrabby cancer! THEY MUST KNOW WHAT TRUE HIGH CLASS CONTENT IS!”. Interkeksting take Lerd, of course you’re content couldn’t possible fit “lowbrow cashgrab cancer”. Yeah, kill yourself nigger. Don’t lecture people on what classifies as intelligent or not.
7. Mario’s Plane Trip
This video shat on a gemmy trilogy of Mario, SMG4 and Toad going on trips to parks from 2017. First of all, this one lacks Toad for no reason. Where is Toad? The episode blueballs niggas with Shroomy who as I’ve mentioned before is just a less funny version of Frankie, but then they get rid of him instantly. This introduces us to another shitty nu-character known as Karen, with the joke being that she’s the opposite of a heccin karenerino being a wagie, calm and taking the vaccine unlike a fucking bigoted little covidiot. She’s also a furfag and a single mother. Someone call Xi Jinping. They also made Swagmaster69696969696969, one of two characters I liked, a faggot for sonic the hedgehog. Boo! Swagmaster then finds a beyblade in mario’s suitcase which cases the duo to chase Mario & SMG4 and not Toad because he’s missing down the hallway, where they board a plane that Karen teleported to I guess. SMG4 and Swag then have to pilot the plane which they somehow got flying by learning it from an unfunny fake video tutorial. Meanwhile, Karen babies Mario which ends up becoming… weird. She feeds Mario and starts seeing him as a literal baby. She baby talks him and puts him to sleep in a kid chair. Uhhh… longhouse moment! The episode then has a predictable ending where the plane starts crashing and then the creepy child illusion thing breaking, with Karen calling Mario a man-child. What’s with these cartoon people and turning their idiot characters into literal children? Remember when Mario was just a chubby offensive retard maxxer? You would think after 13 years of machinimas, one of the gorillion women mario hangs out with would fuck/marry him. Why hasn’t he impregnated Meg yet? Apparently she said in a cringy vtuber stream that he was a brother to him, which is very depressing to a chud mario autist. I guess constantly saving women from monsters doesn’t mean they owe you anything in return CHUD!!!1! Also they didn’t do a 9/11 joke. Dust.
Ϫ. All I Want For Christmas Is Mario To FREAKIN BEHAVE
This episode starts with a table being set for dinner, but then Mario tries eating the chicken so they lock him on some BDSM shit. Then Melony (a tranime watermelon character, not that italian prime minister who promised to get rid of browns and then sent in more of them than her predecessor) shows off her stupid pet axolotl that is then used by Mario to get food but ends up biting bob and lands in soup which burns it. Despite not dying, Melony flips out and then hides in the upstairs area, where everyone in the dining room yells at mario for hurting the wholesome little axol that should be in a freshwater aquarium of at least 30 gallons and not in dry air. But then when Mario goes upstairs he finds out the place is an ice palace guarded by an ice monster for some reason. WTF??? That’s witewawwy not scientifically possible. Plus, why would Mario give a shit? Everyone knows he’s a retard renegade who would only help his friends if they were in obvious danger. After mario almost gets shrekt by the golem, he convinces the niggas downstairs to play music, and then smg1 and smg2 (who aren’t recolors for some reason) to get magic snow salt from people making negative reactions… wut? Then meg kills the snow golem by baking cookies are for it because somehow a girl is bad at cooking. Riddle me this Lerd, if women were not meant to cook, why did God put milk & eggs in their body? #boom. Then fishy boopkins sings and the episode has a very gay ending.
This is yet another gay “manchild mario” episode plus a “female character is wronged slightly and treats a male character like a demon” episode plus a “boring plot about a character’s feelings” episode. I could pull a better christmas episode out of my butthole. Next!
6. Mario meets a demon and is shortly beheaded
Remember that psycho character I mentioned? Well briefly in the middle of 2022, they got fans to spend $10k on a livestream to give her a shitty bf character that they stopped using after this little mini-arc anyways. The episode starts with a coal music audition sequence and then psycho goes upstairs, using tard to summon this guy known as “Kaizo”. Call the kaizo, get a gay tranime episode about a ship they were gonna force. This is an episode very much inspired by slice of life tranime. After being summoned, he cuts off mario’s head and then shows how much of an epical partyer he was. Look guys look: kaizer and psycho drank BEER and BURNT STUFF. Just a glimpse into my dark and twisted reality *chuckles to self*. He also calls Luigi pathetic because people really love shitting on nintendo characters these days. Luigi is an aryan trapstar with W rizz and is a HERO in this house! End of story! After that gay attic scene kaizer realizes that psycho doesn’t make edgy goth music anymore which makes him mad, so then psycho tries being edgy to impress him o algo. The 2 commit crimes n shit so then tard and luigi decide to counter them and foil their plans and win, pissing off kaizer and ending the episode on the cliffhanger. Here’s how you can find out about how I felt about this episode: Replace every letter in this paragraph with “z” and it all makes sense.
5. The Melony Felony
Hooo boy, this one is garbage. This was a valentines special, and starts with axolotl preparing to ask meloni out. But he accidenally says it to Peach instead, which causes him to freak out and scream “EWW!”. WTF is wrong with Peach? She’s literally an aryan princess! My theory is that because Lerdwichughcuyiweh brothers are ethnically southeast asian, they’re ricecels and hate any white colonizer female, which includes the female Mario characters. But he’s saw a bunch of tranime girls doing cool stuff, so he shoves in shitty female OCs to compensate. Axolotl proceeeds to go up to Melony, but uh oh, she’s watching his own tranime show. After he finally gets her attention, he destroys the main character scully-style instead of just asking her out now that he had her attention. Retard alert! She of course gets pissed off by this and changes her best friend to Bob. Bob then gets her in modern activities like listening to rap and drinking beer but axolotl stops her from doing that stuff barely. Then uhhhhh axolotl asks bob for help and he tries to get her back but fails epicly and then apologizes or however the episode was too cringy for me to pay attention to. On the bright side, they later killed off axolotl and demoted melony to a background character later on. JEEEJ!
4. War Of The Fat Italians 2022
This video was the conclusion to the “Lawsuit Arc” in which Nintendo sued SMG4 for using Mario. Right of the bat, Nintendo would win without a fight. Bitch Productions would not even try to take a copyright case to court. This WOTFI decides to break the rule of being a war of fat italians by instead having be Nintendo characters against non-Nintendo characters which is stupid for obvious reasons. I saw this when it was new and made the joke “Imagine if anthony came back to smosh and the next food battle was about *snickers* racial equality! XD” And then Anthony came back for real and Food Battle 2023 featured a graphic scene of him kneeling on George Floyd. Huh. Back to the “WOTFI”, it then cuts to some unfunny skits like the past 10 before going to the rap battle. But it’s not a rap battle, it’s legal jargon with music. They should’ve hired an actual raper, but not yung kaner because he repubbed a post hating on me and is therefore a hater himself. Sad! The scene ends with Meg claiming that their show was parody (not true since 2018). I guess this one didn’t fit? *keeps watching* Wait a minute…
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!! YOU MADE YOUR OWN CHARACTERS INTO GAY FAGGOT COCOMELON TIER FAGGOT REDESIGNS THAT LOOK LIKE SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT FAGGOT TRANNY APPROVED THIS SHIT!?!? NOOO DO NOT REDEEM REDESIGN YOU FUCKING ESL FNF PEDOPHILE TRANNY TROON NIGGER FAGGOT INDONESIAN ZARTYCUCK OBSESSED FPE PEDOS!!!!!
Oh… that explains it.
3. The Cursed Tapes
Now the episodes have reaced the point of no return. There is not an ounce of jewelry from this made, and none of the laughter is laughing with it, if there’s any laughter left. This one has ToeTruckTheTrain in the thumbnail. Sorry ToeTruck if you’re reading this, but you were put in one of the worst youtube videos of all time. Skipping the stupid meta runners ad, the cursed episode starts with Mario making a low effort meta joke and starting his search for Luigi, who he needs for some reason. They don’t even bother explaining it, Mario needs to talk to Luigi because HE JUST NEEDS TO, OKAY SWEATY?! So then he gets distrated by a tv that’s there for no reason and puts in a vhs tape and it’s just some random stuff. Then Mario looks behind the television and sees a giant monster standing behind it, who chases Mario and grabs him. But Mario is able to escape with the extremely hilarious gag of sneezing on it’s face. Wow. This is one of the most funniest gags, the best. Just kidding, these writers should drink bleach! Anyways, Mario runs past Meg who is there for no reason and into the hazy maze cave room and watches another tape. This time it’s some boring ad for a VHS store. How heckin meta!! Afterwards he and meg fight the monster, who we learn is named Phillip. They then go looking for Luigi and find his hat and another VHS tape. After watching the vhs whis was just some more footage of stupid shit, the duo run into the monster and learn he’s not actually evil and that another monster got him. The groups then fight n shit and then Mario hugs Meg I think and it’s implied Morshu was the villain and the episode ends.
This episode has everything wrong with nu-SMG4. Unfunny gags, overedited gmod animation, the stuff happening for the sake of stuff happening, trying to be serious for no reason, obnoxious loud footstep sounds that have no reason to be there, and being brimstone. I almost made this one number one at one point, it’s that bad.
Bonus: (Dis)honorable mentions
Mario Kart Love Song: This is not canon or even episode, but it was made by the main editor for the official series so I’m counting it. Basically the song is ass, mario looks creepy, animaton sucks, and the ship is only good whithin the context of nu-smg4
THE NEW CASTLE: This unveiled another change, replacing the castle. I mean I thought by 2021 the castle looked really out of place with the rest of the show due to it being the only low poly thing but look at this shit, it’s literally SMG4’s hat! It looks like crap and wasn’t even finished. Boring plot too with unfunny jokes.
A Night at SMG4's: This is the latest one, and apparently very bad according to the fandumb. Haven’t seen this one because it’s long as fuck and I don’t feel like hate-watching it. Contains Mr. Puzzles, SMG4’s attempt at a tumblr sexyman and replacement for SMG3 after xe turned that guy into 4’s tsundere sidekick
just like any other day: The sixth ever episode, this one is poorly edited and boring. What can I say, he barely knew what he was doing. Funny how a trained team of writers has made worse content than a 12 year old indonesian with windows movie maker.
How To Train Your Mario: This one has a very similar plot to the plane one and but was spared for not larping as the funny age. Did you know they were trying to make Karen a they/them back then, according to kiwifarms?
If Mario Was The Last Man On Earth: Fandumb also hates this one, and I don’t see why since it’s just another coal with nothing particularly bad about it other than the fact that this was the final time Xboxfan997 and FighterMario54321 appearing. You would think that the characters these guys representing being actual people working for SMG4 and having lost of fans would keep them around, but I guess Kevin really hates all things Nintendo now.
2. It’s Gotta Be Perfect
This one is radioactive brimstone mustard. The plot of this extremely long episode is about SMG4 trying to make the perfect episode (literally could’ve been done easily in 2014) and buying an evil keyboard to make it possible. But then the keyboard starts destroying the castle and Mario, Meg and SMG3 rush in to save him while everyone else just stands outside. I’m not gonna go too in detail with the plot because it’s not that deep, but what stands out about this one is around 16 minutes in, an extremely funny scene happens where the character sees Glitchy’s thoughts on the wall and it’s stuff like “YOU WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH” “YOU ARE A FAILURE” “go away” and SMG3 started giving a lecture on how heccin hard it is to be smg4. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ!! I laughed hysterically seeing it for the first time.
Despite SMG4’s cries, it actually shows how pretentious he is. This whole thing was likely in response to the backlash from the redesigned characters. Here’s some food for thought: Don’t downgrade appearences for a stupid reason. Maybe if you didn’t run over a mario blooper ytp channel with cringy reddit gmod stuff you wouldn’t get featured on every “youtubers that fell off” discussion on the internet. You’re basically just idubbbz for Mario fans. I’m not surprised most classic supremacists (me) only know about the cast change and nothing else because this show has nothing to offer to that audience. They’ve all grown up and are too smart for the lame humor, the story arcs are poorly written, and everything that made the show appealing in 2013 has now been lost, hidden and spat on. I only hate-watch because I want to laugh at the next epic fail cringefest they do and to keep my opp on my mind so I’m more motivated to make more bloopers. Even the subreddit, which I browse for more cringe to gawk at, is constantly complaining about how bad their show has gotten since this “film”. This one melony gooner named fozzie79 is particularly fun to watch because whenever there’s a new episode he always makes a seething rant about everything. Not even the middle age (2017-2022) fans like this shit. If Mario was removed, his audience would collapse harder than a chinese bridge. Also peach’s castle was permanently destroyed after this and they made a new one which I’ve already mentioned.
This was what the perfect video was btw
1. Let’s Go Visit Peach!
Here it is, one of the worst videos ever made. What’s this one about? The same 4 overused main characters decide to go down to get a power star which powers the new castle for some reason. Some unfunny stuff here, some characters trying to be edgy and serious there, and taking a diarrhea dump on what made the guy popular. But what puts this episode as pure antimatter is what they did to the OMGSISA that was once the princess…
An eldrich demon… AN ELDRICH DEMON?!?! YOU TURNED ONE OF THE OMGSISA CHARACTERS INTO A DEMON!?!?!? KYS YOU OBSESSED INDOMUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTT NIGGER QUEER GAY FAGGOT ESL FNF FPE ZARTYSHEMMYJARTYPLARTYCUCK MONKEY SWARTHOID LATINX TRANNY KIKE GAYTHEIST CUCK SHITSKIN BBC SLUT OFFSITER NIGGER NIGGER NIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But seriously, WTF?! They don’t even express sympathy, they just give her a middle finger and move on. This isn’t just murder, this is treason and regicide! If this was an actual country, the royal army would’ve lynched the quartet and raped their parents, but it’s completely ignored! Did SMG4 become dictator president or something?? Not to mention that all of the other classic characters have been completely removed. Steve never appears, Toad never appears, Toadsworth is probably dead, E. Gadd never appears, Bowser is a background character, X and FM never appear, Toast Shy Guy never appears, Old Man is a background character, and you’re damn lucky if Luigi has an important role. This is like if family guy killed every character except the family and then replaced them with tranime. Never has a show been butchered so badly, even fairly oddparents is still recognizable from how it was 20 years ago. Just absolute antimatter.
Conclusion
Just watch Teh PETRIXXX Show. It’s 4:37 AM and I need to go to bed. Someone pls repost this to iSubStack. Goodnight!
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The older i get, the more i realize that the average sixth grader has a better grasp on comedy than the average full grown adult