How the Deep iFunny can survive in the future

Heil victory, heil SWA... confederacy?

I was originally making an article about the worst smg4 videos to flex my skill of making funnier machinimas but as I fell asleep from an all-nighter I woke up to some terrible news. Dronom, Mookie and Internetbound were banned from iFunny for 10 years, with many more on the way. The future of iFunny is very uncertain, despite some concessions the banwaves are apparently still going on. But if iFunny doesn't make it, we'll only have the refugee platforms to post on. It is instrumental that if the community’s culture make it to 2025 then these apps must all collaborate. Everyone must chip in, not just for our group’s future but for the internet’s future. Here are the steps we must take if we want to keep offensive culture alive.

1. iSubstack, Bruhfunny and the other apps need each other.

One thing I’ve noticed is that iSubstack thinks it can survive on it’s own, but that's not exactly true. Deep iFunny is like a burger. It’s stinky? No 🍯. LAYERS!!! BURGERS have layers, DEEP IFUNNY has layers. And so far iSubstack only has one layer, which is textposts. It's missing the gifcaps, lolcows, raids, scrollposts, liblarp, and more. Scored has it's problems, but these are much more feasible on a bootleg reddit than a journo app. Banraids, dislike nights, video memes and gifcaps couldn't work on Substack because the features utilized aren't available or heavily neutered. Similarly, stuff like scrollposts and repubbing are also not possible on scored or way worse. The ifunny bootleg apps will also be important for caption memes because if we figure out how to download media from scored, we'll meed the captions attached to the image. To preserve the full experience (and possibly more) we need to use all platforms and post about each other. Scrollposts and textposts on stubstack, gifcaps and classic memes on bruhfunny. We must unite! Get your ass on c/bruhfunny NOW.

An idea I have would be a booru website called swabooru; a booru website for memes with a comic maker and the ability to caption your posts, along with having stuff like featured, collective, subscriptions and shuffle. This would give us total liberation like iFunny++ while also being much easier to access. But idk how to code and I gotta make sure that yall niggas are dedicated enough. So until I figure out a website like that, we’re stuck on here. In order to simplify things, we shall refer to our community as the SWA Confederacy, for we are offensive and we are confederated.

2. This article is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends

JK LOL 😂😂😂 but we need to interact with the rest of the internet like soyjak party if we want to remain active. The simple fact is that most of the oldheads will eventually heccin matuwe, we need newfags to survive. Raiding may also show long lost oldheads like swargg and lordb8r that the community is still alive and we could see many more of them return. The best places to raid would be jackbox twitch streams, reddit, roblox, xitter communities, imageboards that aren't soyjak.party, etc. We also should establish positive relations with kiwifarms and sharty. Make threads about niggas like ferd and dwi on kiwifarms and stuff like a wolak general on sharty, join & help them in raids and raid their enemies like the jarty. AVOID DISCORD. DISCORD IS RIGHTFULLY HATED BY THE RW INTERNET FOR HOSTING DEGENERACY AND ATTACKING OFFENSIVE WEBSITES. Youtube is also very important as niggas like colaws and kaner bring influence to the mainstream. I posted a new PETRIXXX Show episode on bruhfunny and asked yall for ending. Please get on scored and comment suggestions, my favorite will be put in the episode and on youtube.

TL;DR having enough of a presence on the internet as the sharty is crucial for a renaissance. We need to import 6 gorillion newfags!

3. Program a wiki

To preserve our history, a wiki would be immensely useful. I love browsing soyjak party’s wiki, all of the fun namefags, events and memes recorded is really fun and informative. My favorite moment was looking up “dead nigger baby” and getting sent to a “drum n’ bass page”. But yeah, a wiki on miraheze or something would be able to record all of our best moments and memes. I would use it all the time! We should also record the community’s history on a 2b2t timeline thing.

4. Deboonking anti-swa confederacy arguments

“Witewawwy why would I use bruhfunny? It's on heckin reddit”

FACT: Scored is a very different app from reddit outside of function, it’s run by conservatives who barely give a shit about us. Would you rather use ifunny with reddit’s interface or reddit with ifunny’s interface?

“Witewawwy gwow up and matuwe bwo, derez stuff otta den da meme app m7”

FACT: iFunny is (or was) one of the last apps with free speech and isn't time consuming at all to use. Let people enjoy things xigot.

“My splinter app is better than your splinter app”

FACT: The splinters are currently either too inaccessible or are missing important features. Until I figure out how to make SWABooru, we must use like 3-4 places

“Its heckin over & this requires too much effort”

FACT: Nothing is impossible to those who will try.

“But what if the banocaust ends?”

It might not be enough to rehome ifunny, this banocaust has damaged the community to a degree that we may have to splinter anyway, but it is uncertain.

“le shortstack can replicate deep ifunny”

Substack only offers ipolitics and scrollposting. Being on a shitposting app was the only reason so many of us became right wing in the first place, I was a lolbert when I joined. The average 14 year old meme autist isn't gonna search a politics website for offensive memes.

In conclusion: Heil iFunny, Heil SWA, Heil Bruhfunny, Heil iSubstack, Heil WHLSM, Heil iFunny++, Heil ABPV and HEIL VICTORY!!!!!!!