Do NOT Download Jartyblox

Here's a creepypasta that I promised 5 months ago.

Hello my name is Flord Geoyd Von Heisenbrap and I have recently escaped a major catastrophe. I am an oldfag of 27 years who grew up playing the game ROBLOX in it's prime from 2007-2014 until the kike CEO made it a soulless corporate shithole. I got bored of the game by 2017 and moved to a splinter known as Finobe, which let you play old versions of the game from 2007, 2010, 2012 and later on 2016 for some reason. Unfortunately, Finobe's chink mods trooned out causing them to private the tiny fucking site and only let in tranny fag toddlers and deleted the actual old clients and made the site rulecucked to shit, ending with the petty lawyers from the real 'BLOX copyright striking the site in 2021. By that point I was a grown adult and moved on with my life until recently, when I got a sudden dash of old ROBLOX nostalgia and went to the subreddit r/oldrobloxrevivals. Upon looking, there was nothing but a clusterfuck of autistic script kiddies making buggy & unfinished Finobe splinters that could only be joined by sending a picture of your anus to the 12 year old admins on Discord. However, in a sea of fails, there was a site that caught my attention called "jakblox.soy".

At first I was suspicious as I knew from the gooning threads I browsed on kiwifarms that "jak" and "soy" were terms from that /qa/ splinter snarky snappy full of gosh darn nusois who I spammed pepe bait threads at. But when the website loaded, it was everything an oldbrapper like me could ask for. Jakblox was not just some minimalist neocities site with the 2023 client, it was an exact replica of ROBLOX as it was in 2011. I got excited and downloaded the client, but got a pop-up warning me that it was a virus. I ignored it, thinking my antivirus was just obsessed with a false positive, something I now regret. I joined the only active server of Crossroads, but I realized that the default avatar was highly suspicious; the head and arms were brown, the torso was blue, the legs were grey, the face was not the classic smile but was rotated 45 degrees with distorted bloodshot eyes and big nigger lips, and the weirdest thing of all was the rope encircling the head and the t-shirt hosting a collage of troonslop media posters & badges reading out insults like "biggest shitskin award". Though concerned, I simply ignored it and proceeded to bleachscope the skrubs. This was the most fun I had on ROBLOX in years until the game's server abruptly stopped.

When I refreshed the page, there was a new active server titled "BUILD TO SURVIVE FNF PEDO'S BBC". Having no other option and too excited to stop playing, I joined the game. The player list had names I recognized from the kiwifarms thread about snarky snappy such as Satoko_Houjou_Fan, Satanist_Warrior, Astrofene, SoytanEnthusiast, Soygoy, CrimsonVoidMari1488, Mist, Root, Circus_2 and SanrioWABAG. As I started building my base I noticed they all built massive nigger dicks and piles of shit, typing in the chat about how MLP & Terrible Mouse characters made them cum almost as much as soylita 'p. Then the round started. While the classic "Build to survive the zombies" played a buggy yet atmospheric "Wind of Fjords", this game instead blasted jartycuck ai songs and audio of shitting at insanely loud levels. Then I saw the FnF Pedos spawn at 2.5 times the height of the R6 playermodel and having massive cubic black cocks out. While I thought the other players would climb up for safety, they instead somehow entered a position of presenting their asses, sitting still as the 'log of the marty. The FnF Pedos approached each of the players playing a 60FPS anal sex animation and launching them into the sky. Getting creeped out by the interaction which I thought wasn't possible on the 2011 client, I hid in my fortress for safety, but then one of the Pedos broke through the walls. I ran for my life to the grass surrounding the bases but slipped on the brown bricks which turned out to be puddles of shit and got caught. When I respawned with everyone else the round was over, but all of the other players were entering a circle position around the only vacant baseplate. A spine-tingling choir started playing with diarrhea sounds when "Slvt4BIBISI" joined with the other players squirting blocky shit & cum all over the map. The cumming and shitting continued as Slvt4BIBISI spammed suspicious links in the chat until Satoko noticed me watching from the distance and walked over. He asked in very broken english "ey holmz y u not goonin o algo? r u a obsised unitd statian o algo?". The fat brown avatar of Satoko stood still with his mexican flag shirt and I asked why the fuck they were gooning in a lego game for cacas. The entire server faced me instantly and the gooning stopped. Slvt4BIBISI then started making a rant consisting of an incomprehensible mixture of hebrew, swahili, zulu, arabic, spanish & broken english with the only words I could understand being "obsessed player". Suddenly a slideshow of 'p and bmt was projected on literally every block in the server & audio of dancing_swede.mp4 played at ear-bleedingly loud levels and the other players chased toward me. I logged off before they got me and went to the jakblox forums to report a 'cord of pedos when suddenly the sky in the background was replaced with a giant zambian flag and the pictures of avatars were replaced with slopjaks. My thread on the incident was quickly flodded with replies from the users of the 'p server ranting at me in zulu and embedded soytan 'p despite pictures not even existing on the ROBLOX forums.

I decided after all this to get a glass of water to calm myself down and got up from my PC, enjoying the refreshing glass until I heard a massive brap coming from my room. When I got back, I watched in horror as hundreds of trojan & malware viruses spammed my screen with links to 'p constantly opening, forcing me to unplug my computer. But right as that happened, the room suddenly went pitch black and my body froze. A voice of a thick crimean accent whispered straight into my ear "123 to become out little femboi bbc slut o algo". I felt my control of my body cease as my mouth forcibly said "123" and suddenly a horrid stench of shit bursted out with a demonic laugh. "See you in a month clittycel". The darkness & smell went away and I regained control of my body instatnly afterwards, but I was still paralyzed with fear. I went to bed with most of my face under the blanket just like when I was hecking 7 yeard olderino.

It has been 2 weeks since then, and I am terrified for my life. Doctor Soystein has been giving me schizo meds and debunking the events with science, but I still frequently see disgusting brown creatures gaze at me with their tilted, red eyes. I looked up jakblox out of curiosity and the site now redirects to a 404 error, but to those reading, if the site goes back up, DO NOT DOWNLOAD JAKBLOX.